Thank you for your letter of March 1. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite your companies outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your department this August.
Thanks to Lloydy he has informed me that Senator Collins in this clip is actually a comedian
I stumbled across this video on YouTube, it is an interview with a Senator Collins talking about a tanker which had spilled crude oil into the ocean off the coast of Western Australia. Sen. Colling handles himself so well it equals a laugh. What caused caused the spill? Well the “Front Fell Off”. Have a watch:embedded by WP Embedded Video